Double-sided and double-armed, this bad boy will make people think you're a nascar sponsored exclusively by goldrecordman to promote their first single release, "Time Wounds (All Heels)!"f

Real American unions fight for the collective rights of every laborer. Support unions with this shirt! Comes in front-only and double-sided!

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when the power of collective bargaining rights runs wild all over you!

If anyone asks you, S.C.A.B. stands for Strikebreaking Cowards And Bootlickers...or Spineless, Contemptible, Asshole Backstabbers. Your choice! Support the unionization of pro wrestling!

Union Workers Organize! When a workforce unionizes, it's just too sweet! Show your support for union workers and unionization and pick your favorite classic wrestling color combination!

Whether you like it or you don't, you're lookin' at the old world organization of professional wrestling!

It's time the ultra wealthy start giving back equitably to the workers whose labor generates all the profit. Taxeth the richeth now!

Support the WKF Local 420 by buying the official, union-approved merchandise! The cream of the slop should help EVERYONE rise to the top!

Show your support for independent wrestling with this Mouthpiece Exclusive design. White soft-hand ink screen-printed on comfortable, premium black t-shirts. Item ships within 5-11 business days after order confirmation. All sizes are unisex unless otherwise noted.

Show your support for independent wrestling with this Mouthpiece Exclusive design. White soft-hand ink screen-printed on comfortable, premium black t-shirts. Item ships within 5-11 business days after order confirmation. All sizes are unisex unless otherwise noted.

This white-and-yellow STL-inspired "Wrestling is Art" design. Item ships within 5-11 business days after order confirmation. All sizes are unisex unless otherwise noted.

Everything is art, and professional wrestling is one the world's greatest art forms. Get this first edition retro "Wrestling is Art #1" shirt today! Item ships within 5-11 business days after order confirmation. All sizes are unisex unless otherwise noted.

Show your support for independent wrestling with this Mouthpiece Exclusive design. White soft-hand ink screen-printed on comfortable, premium black t-shirts. Item ships within 5-11 business days after order confirmation. All sizes are unisex unless otherwise noted.

goldrecordman's minimalist logo design on a minimal selection of shirt colors.

Comes in black, navy blue, and purple!

Comes in Sport Grey, Ash Grey, White, Navy Blue, Purple, and Black!

Being pro-union rules, brother! Whatcha gonna do when collective bargaining rights run wild on you?

Wanna look like a Doofus? Get this shirt! Are you Donny, Denny, Danny, Dylan, or the other Donnie?

Hipstermania's running wild, brother!

Whatcha gonna do to show other people you know more about obscure indie bands than them, brother? Buy this shirt, jack!

It's big meaty merch time, bitch! Get this official Mastodon Man logo shirt, modeled after his iconic reiterated attire (first debuted at the Trial Rumble).

The full color version of the Lucky Break Kid's lucky charm.

This is your Lucky Break, Kid! Let everyone know how sycophantic you are for the Showslopper!

Do you want good A.I.? Or do you want Da Bad A.I.? That's what I thought! No one has the drip that Lazor Lamón does!

Where were you when Da Bad A.I. went into business for himself and turned his back on the administration that used him up and spit him out? This was the shirt that started it all! Get yours today!

Yo, hey! it's Da Bad A.I. Lazor Lamón's classic logo now on a t-shirt!

Get the shirt and look just like "Big Bubba Gump" Rick Shithouse! Double sided full prints!

The older and more stoned you get, the more you start to realize you just need to hope for the best and trust everyone!

Some may call them cheap spots for cheaper pops, but the Tactless Hack uses every tool at his disposal! Show your support for Mrs. Gimmick's baby boy!

Arf! Arf! We're hungry for authentic professional wrestling, and MPWCW is where the gig dogs eat!

The classic gold-plated Wrestling KayFables logo. Support the cream of the slop and get your kayfabelist merch today!

True slop supporters will recognize this as the most-used commentary table design by the beloved Monday Night Mayhem commentary team, Gordie Typoon and "Good Ol' JJ" Jerry Jacobs!

The cream of the slop hit the ground running with season 1's Watergate controversy. Get the shirt and never forget.

The Artificial Era has begun at WKF with the second iteration (season) of Monday Night Mayhem! Support the slop and get yours today!

He's a great big meaty mastodon man! Show your support for meat men everywhere with this meaty t-shirt!

Some wrestlers may have inspiring messages, but this one is more realistic. The time to give up is now.

It doesn't matter what side of the fence you're on, we all need our crops watered and our animals fed. Hoarding the wealth isn't good for anyone except aristocrats. The Aristocrats suck eggs!

Hello there, Wrestling Kayfableists! Show your support for the cream of the slop and sport a new WKF (Red & Blue Logo) T-shirt! Comes in various colors!

Hello there, Wrestling Kayfableists! Show your support for the cream of the slop and sport a new WKF (White Logo ) T-shirt! Comes in various colors!

Are you a fan of space samurai and great big mastodons? Flaunt your love of science fiction fantasy films and strong style professional wrestling with this exclusive Mouthpiece Studios crossover design! Item ships within 5-11 business days after order confirmation. All sizes are unisex unless otherwise noted.